Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher will satirize their off-screen relationship, when the “Black Swan” beauty cameos on “Two and a Half Men.”

Kunis, who is rumored to be pregnant and engaged to Kutcher, has landed a guest spot on her soon-to-be-husband’s show, and it features dialogue that pokes at their real-life romance.

In a preview for the episode, which premieres April 10, Kunis’ character shares a take-out Chinese meal with Kutcher’s Walden Schmidt and says, “I bet you only date hot actresses,” to which he responds, “God no, I’d never date an actress. They’re all crazy.”

Kunis replies, “I’m sure they’re not all crazy,” and Kutcher responds, “Trust me, they are”.

The actress then jokes, “Who cares who’s dating whom, or who’s engaged to who, or who has a sex tape that no one will ever, ever see!”

J-Connection: Mila Kunis is Jewish.