We love Seinfeld’s ability to make the highs and lows of dating seem laugh-out-loud funny. It made us wonder…what would have happened if our favorite Seinfeld characters had the benefit of the Jewish dating app JCrush at their disposal?

Elaine would keep swiping and swiping left on JCrush, but only swipe right on the very handsome guys. She doesn’t get any matches and is infuriated. She gripes to Jerry about how stupid guys are.

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After a string of failed blind dates, Jerry suggests that George tries JCrush, a dating app for Jewish people. George doesn’t like trying new things.

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However, George gives it some more thought. After checking out the app, he decides that he needs very attractive profile pictures.

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Kramer, on the other hand, sees a few models on the app, swipes right…and gets matches! AND they message him right away.

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Kramer goes on dates with those models, and the dates go well.

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George’s JCrush date also goes well.

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To which Kramer comments:

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Even Newman goes on a good date from JCrush.

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Elaine goes on a date by herself.

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It’s a happy ending!

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Except for Jerry.

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